Friday, July 10, 2009

some selections from the menu of the cafeteria in Purgatory:

a plate of only those little stingy bits off of bananas after you peel them.

only eggs having the little bloody bits in them.

some pretty mealy apples.

american 'chocolate' bars e.g. hershey's.

fish-sauce peanut-butter frappe.

h8 juice. ("i shoulda had a h8!")

ram's bladder cup chocolate confection.

pretty much anything "ranch" flavoured.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

free: free to buy stuff. free to get tazered. free to kill natives. free to rape the planet. free to have your voice be pretty much null and void since you aren't in the top 1% of the wealthy. free to be guilty until proven innocent. free to suck it.

the brave: bravely carpet bombing. bravely water boarding. bravely eviscerating the constitution. bravely eviscerating the bill of rights. bravely raping the locals. bravely killing natives. bravely marching to their own death.