OllieBlog

the terribly compelling, pulse-quickening story of an office worker who goes into the kitchenette to get some candies that he doesn't really need, given the utter lack of exercise in his life, and the fact that he already has been snacking too much in general, and is over 40 so is doomed, metabolically speaking, and who returns to his cubicle only to drop one of the candies while sitting down. the candy falls and bounces off one of his shoes, and goes rolling under the cubicle desk. so he puts one hand on the chair seat and tries to crouch down to get down under for the candy, but the - and this is where we really turn up the heat! - chair is too close to the desk so he is momentarily stuck, half-crouched, and then sort of leans back a tad to push the chair back to make room, but of course the chair is on roller wheels and might just scoot suddenly so far back that he'd really fall down and break something. and then appear as either an Onion article, or something in the Darwin Awards, or maybe just in some silly little blog posting somewhere.